'Cuz I'm Not THAT Kind Of Grandma
(Image courtesy of parenting.failblog.org) Homeless People of Las Vegas… Here’s Your Hush Money God Bless So, before you start the hate mail… No. I’m not poking at homeless people. Being homeless really sucks. At one point, I slept in my car for a week with 3 small kids. I’m talking about truly Homeless People. Today, [...]
Watermelon Margarita Summer’s Best Alcohol Fueled Beverage Watermelon Margarita is seriously awesome! And since, Grandma Juice is not a particularly picky person (say that 5 times, real fast) you can just trust that I know this as 100% fact. However, there’s a few things I simply can’t be convinced to falter on. Van Halen never [...]
(Image courtesy of laughingatalzheimers.com) Alzheimers Disease Sucks – One Memory At A Time is written by Grandma Juice on behalf of the Alzheimer’s Prevention Initiative. I’m proud to take part in this sponsored campaign and bring this cause to your attention. Alzheimers Disease Sucks – One Memory At A Time Literally. It sucks. One memory at [...]
Beer Can Chicken Recipe – Of Course I Had To Do It Beer can chicken? Really? Yep, really. And, of course I had to. Because, why not? For those who have no clue what I’m talking about, you’ve probably never seen someone shove a beer can in a chicken’s butt and then grill that chicken to perfect deliciousness. [...]
ChocoVine Review: Chocolate Wine It’s Totally A ‘Thing’…. First, I need to ask… Why has no one sent me this to review? Hello! Chocolate Wine! With all the wine and alcohol people send me to review, I actually had to bust out my own wallet over at Sam’s Club last week and pick this up [...]
I Got Shot In The Face – Botox Wrinkle Treatment Info & Live Video I started using Botox as a wrinkle treatment about 3 years ago. Not so I could look 20 again. My 20′s, as fun as some of it was, sucked ass. Who wants to repeat that? I started because I wanted to [...]
The Ultimate 80s Movies List And I Explain Where I’ve Been Hiding If you’ve been at all wondering where I’ve been (probably not) know that you are in good company! I’ve been trying to find myself as well! It’s tough to do when I keep hiding inside my own head. It’s so damn crowded in there. And [...]
What Happens To Grandma Juice on Spring Break… ***Originally Posted On 4/11*** SHeeeeaaa!! It’s Spring break suckers! In my ever extended quest for fancy papers to hang on my wall, higher learning and the ability to out psychobabble the best of them (and believe you me, I can psychobabble like no one’s fucking business!) I [...]
Ultimate Coffee and Chocolate Cupcakes Recipe Baileys Drunk Cupcakes Coffee and chocolate? And cupcakes? And!! Alcohol? Yes!! All that deliciousness happened. And it happened in my very own kitchen. Because, why not? I got my head stuck in the awesomesauce recipes that popped up everywhere for ‘Drunken This’… ‘Alcohol That’ when the St. Patrick’s Day [...]
Pretty Nail Art Designs Spring and Summer Tips Trends Tutorials When it comes to being all things ‘girly’…. I’ve said a million times, I’m so not. Except, the nail art and designs. Then I’m all in. Just yesterday, I was at it again. I got all lazy and just sat at the salon and [...]
PEEPS! Lemon Cupcakes With Cream Cheese Frosting Easter Dessert Recipe Happy first day of Spring! Weren’t we just celebrating New Years? It absolutely feels like spring here in Vegas this past week though. It’s been in the high 80′s and a few 90′s days too! Yep, I cranked on my air. I am so sorry for all [...]
(Photo Credit AiNatsu.deviantart.com) The Real Deal On The Tooth Fairy And Holy Tooth Fairy Inflation Batman The Tooth fairy came! It finally happened! Ethan lost his 1st tooth. And seriously if he doesn’t go on to win some sort of Academy Award for best dramatic actor as an adult I’ll be shocked. Listen, I fully admit that [...]
