How To Sneeze Pee Like A Lady

How To Sneeze Pee Like A Lady Yep, you read that right. Today my friends, I’m going to teach you the fine art known as the Sneeze Pee. Because, let’s face it. Pee Happens. Every time I sneeze, I pee. Hell, every time I cough, I pee. And sometimes, when I laugh… yep. Pee Happens. Remember when […]

Pain Killers – The OTC Medication Conundrum – Oh What A Pain

Pain Killers – The OTC Medication Conundrum – Oh What A Pain Pain Killers and OTC Medications, we all take them, right?I sure do! As someone with a chronic illness, that’s just a 2 week supply in that photo up there. That’s a ton of pills. 4 of those bottles are pain killers! This has […]

NickMom – Mother Funny Night In – Moms Gone Wild

NickMom – Mother Funny Night In – Moms Gone Wild Because my family is always driving me crazy, NickMom took pity on me. Yep, they said ‘Hey, throw a party, it will be like Girls Gone Wild” But totally not. At all. It was more like ‘Bribe the dads to watch kids, stuff your face […]

My Fall Fashion Trend – Not Well Behaved Apparently

This is a Fashionista Event.  I know, I’m as shocked as you to see me participate in a Fall Fashion Trend! I was given a promotional item to review by 9thandElm.com to share my opinions about the website. All opinions are mine. And you know I’m full of them! My Fall Fashion Trend – Not […]

15 Seriously Awesome Halloween Nail Art Designs

  15 Seriously Awesome Halloween Nail Art Designs Because I’m a Nail Art Snob & Halloween Is My Favorite Time Of Year, I Had To! And, you should totally expect way more of my ‘All About Halloween’ posts too! I have The Greatest Of’s… and The Top 10 Best… I am all about Halloween you […]

Cool Shit I Found On The Internet – July 2013 Edition

  Cool Shit I Found On The Internet – July 2013 Edition Yep! It’s time for another wildly popular edition of ‘Best Shit I Found On The Internet’. You know you love it. This is the July 2013 edition, enjoy! We’re down to the last 3 weeks of Summer break, and all of this quality  quantity […]

Shenanigans: Pirate Treasure Hunt and Pirate Party It Totally Happened

Shenanigans: Pirate Treasure Hunt & Pirate Party It Totally Happened And if’n ya don’t fancy that, ye can walk that thar plank landlubber. (I imagine Johnny Depp saying that in his smexy pirate voice) Here’s how the Pirate Treasure Hunt went down…. Ahoy Matey! I was tasked with getting Ethan to unplug from all electronics […]

Stop Telling Me What To Wear To A Blog Conference!

Stop Telling Me What To Wear To A Blog Conference! If I have to read another ‘What To Wear To A Blog Conference‘ post, I may just lose my shit. I don’t need you to tell me. Know why? I’m not going to a blog conference this year. Neither are 1000’s of other very awesome […]

Random Shit – Because I Can’t Really Think of a Catchy Title

* Disclaimer – All the random shit in this post may be ranty, whiny, bitchy, rambling… who knows. Let’s see what craptastic random shit comes out of my head. Like a gumball machine without the pretty colors and wad stuck to your teeth!* Random Shit – Because I Can’t Really Think of a Catchy Title  […]

Homeless People of Las Vegas… Here’s Your Hush Money God Bless

(Image courtesy of parenting.failblog.org) Homeless People of Las Vegas… Here’s Your Hush Money God Bless So, before you start the hate mail… No. I’m not poking at homeless people. Being homeless really sucks. At one point, I slept in my car for a week with 3 small kids. I’m talking about truly Homeless People. Today, […]

I Got Shot In The Face – Botox Wrinkle Treatment Info & Live Video

I Got Shot In The Face – Botox Wrinkle Treatment Info & Live Video I started using Botox as a wrinkle treatment about 3 years ago. Not so I could look 20 again. My 20’s, as fun as some of it was, sucked ass. Who wants to repeat that? I started because I wanted to […]

The Ultimate 80s Movies List And I Explain Where I’ve Been Hiding

The Ultimate 80s Movies List And I Explain Where I’ve Been Hiding If you’ve been at all wondering where I’ve been (probably not) know that you are in good company! I’ve been trying to find myself as well! It’s tough to do when I keep hiding inside my own head. It’s so damn crowded in there. And […]