'Cuz I'm Not THAT Kind Of Grandma
I Got Shot In The Face – Botox Wrinkle Treatment Info & Live Video I started using Botox as a wrinkle treatment about 3 years ago. Not so I could look 20 again. My 20′s, as fun as some of it was, sucked ass. Who wants to repeat that? I started because I wanted to [...]
The Ultimate 80s Movies List And I Explain Where I’ve Been Hiding If you’ve been at all wondering where I’ve been (probably not) know that you are in good company! I’ve been trying to find myself as well! It’s tough to do when I keep hiding inside my own head. It’s so damn crowded in there. And [...]
What Happens To Grandma Juice on Spring Break… ***Originally Posted On 4/11*** SHeeeeaaa!! It’s Spring break suckers! In my ever extended quest for fancy papers to hang on my wall, higher learning and the ability to out psychobabble the best of them (and believe you me, I can psychobabble like no one’s fucking business!) I [...]
Pretty Nail Art Designs Spring and Summer Tips Trends Tutorials When it comes to being all things ‘girly’…. I’ve said a million times, I’m so not. Except, the nail art and designs. Then I’m all in. Just yesterday, I was at it again. I got all lazy and just sat at the salon and [...]
(Photo Credit AiNatsu.deviantart.com) The Real Deal On The Tooth Fairy And Holy Tooth Fairy Inflation Batman The Tooth fairy came! It finally happened! Ethan lost his 1st tooth. And seriously if he doesn’t go on to win some sort of Academy Award for best dramatic actor as an adult I’ll be shocked. Listen, I fully admit that [...]
Shit I Found On The Internet Part 2 Because Once Is Never Enough Apparently Seriously! How cute is that little gif! It was found on the internet by yours truly this week. Because apparently, I have nothing better to do with my time then play SongPop and look at cute cat pics. Meh… it’s a living and [...]
(photo courtesy tentblogger.com) My Not So Funny Kidney Stones Story, Naturally I’m Going To Blog That I’m saying it. Kidney Stones suck ass. There. And, to spare you the really messed up details, I’ll send you over to read up on Kidney Stones facts here. No reason to mess up a great pity party story [...]
Ultimate 80s Music List Otherwise Known As The Song Track of My Life The 80s music list. A whole sound track to my life. Yes, yes I did dye my hair blonde. Let’s pretend that never happened. There’s a baby daddy in there also. We could pretend that never happened too, but… Hello! There was [...]
The Geek Squad Rules I Drool. Love Story Edition The Geek Squad rules and I drool. There. I said. And now? I have a girl crush. See that happy smiling face up there? That’s Kayla. My new girl crush. She works at the Geek Squad in Best Buy. Being the opposite of a ‘geek’, I [...]
Craft – Bake – Rant – Now That’s How We Party! Link Yours Up! Craft, Bake, Rant? Yep! That’s how we party yo! Welcome to the very first Craft – Bake – Rant – Linky Party! I know you’ve got a post (or 12) that’ll fit perfectly! I know ya want to! ‘Cuz, that’s how we [...]
Does This Chair Make My Butt Look Fat? Disability & Spinal Cord Injury I have a spinal cord injury. So what? So, wear your damn seat belts people, that’s what! Also… Yep. I am, as we say in Cripsville, ‘rockin’ a wheelchair, ready to roll… But you already knew that, right? I’m down here, where I [...]
(photo courtesy of NYTimes.com) Is It Weird I Remember This? Coins Left On Headstones Coins left on headstones was actually a part of a dream I had the other night. Weird, right? It’s coming up on my dad’s birthday pretty soon and since his death in 2007, I always have weird dreams around his birthday [...]
