Some After Holiday Funny….


I Owe, I Owe....


Well… now that the holiday rush is over, a little after holiday funny (or not) … 🙂

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting– even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, Went into the kitchen and started to clean.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an over-sized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said “U.S. POSTMAN.”

With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
“Now Dillard’s, now Broadway’s, now Penny’s and Sears Here’s Levitz’s and Target’s and Mervyn’s — all here!!
To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall, Now charge away-charge away-charge away all!”

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work. He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road, Driving much faster with just half a load.

Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, “ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT … YOU’LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!”


Did you all at least get what you wanted? And… I think our garbage man will be so unhappy this week, I’m feeling bad for him already.