Real Housewives Of Orange County
Recap Season 7, Part 1 – She Said What?
Were you watching??? Melissa and I were tuned into the Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion and OMG what a hot mess that was! Admit it though, the hotter their messy, drama-rama the more we dig it, right? RIGHT! We got all set up with our monthly selections sent to us from Wines By Wives and off we went for our weekly chat!
As all reunions, Andy reminds us where the ladies left off. Remember that the once enemies Gretchen and Tamra are now friends, Gretchen and once friend Alexis are now not so friendly. New girl on the block Heather likes everyone (except Alexis, not so much) and poor Vicki had a really tough year.
Then, it’s off like a mud wresting match and the dirt starts flying! My girls on The Real Housewives Of Orange County don’t play around ya know! First slam goes to Alexis and her …er… less than stellar reporting skills for the local FOX channel. And, of course how Jerky Jim acts more like her daddy than her husband in controlling her life choices and squashing her dreams. Her reply? “That’s just the way our relationship works. So, if it’s strange to some people, I mean, we’re still married, so…” Ok Alexis, whatever. That was a lame answer, you know that, right? We did get to see Alexis apologize to Heather for ripping on her acting skills when the season first started, so maybe, just maybe Alexis does recognize she has faults under all that make up and superficial crap. Maybe not.
Moving on to my favorite gal Tamra, Andy goes over all the recent changes in her life. She’s divorced Simon and has his name tattoo removed from her finger. Which leaves room for cutie pie Eddie to slide a shiny rock right in it’s place! How awesome was that proposal in Bora Bora? Tamra’s fitness studio should be open in a few months and it seems like she’s finally found her happily ever after! Or has she?
The relationship between Vicki and Tamra was a good segue to fall into here. Sour Grapes!! Both admitting to feeling sad over their ‘break-up’ and attempting to crying over it. (insert can’t cry because of botox jokes here) But, the love fest continues between Tamra and Gretchen! Tamra says “After last year’s reunion, I just felt like we were fighting just for the sake of fighting, and things were just getting so out of hand and there was just this vicious circle of nonsense. We do have a lot in common. We do talk a lot. I don’t feel like I hold much back from her.” Friendships on the Real Housewives of Orange County change faster than people change underwear.
Vicki of course is pissed about the G&T love fest. Tamra still clearly despises Brooks (and, can anyone blame her?) And that greatly upsets Vicki. But, she’s put in her place being reminded that she dished her fair share of dirt about Simon and Slade and is now just a big ‘ole hypocrite. Hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite, seemed to be the word of the hour! (new drinking game – every time someone throws out the word hypocrite, we drink our wine!) Honestly, I’m hoping next week someone tears into Brooks like a starving dog with a new bone, but that’s just me!
And… let’s not forget THE BIRD!!! Omg, that was so damn funny! Poor Andy! Also!!! A little birdie told me, next week we have the really juicy stuff! More mud slinging, more drama-rama and more getting real with the Real Housewives of Orange County!
Melissa and I will be watching and drinking our our wine from Wines by Wives. Speaking of Wines by Wives, have you joined the monthly wine club yet? It’s a pretty good deal and they have some awesome wine! They are currently also running a sale for 50% off all Who Are You Drinking With T-shirts!! I totally want one! Cuz, I can drink with the best of ’em!
Here’s a copy of our live chat!
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oh my god who did her hair!
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were in the previews
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I know it’s crazy
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yep
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ok starting
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who did tamaras hair?
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very 80s
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- I love Andy
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to bad hes gay
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It’s 80’s beauty pageant
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I know
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oh well, he can still be my best friend
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gay husband
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I could go for that
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heather has good skin
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lol
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she does and heather and vicki look the best
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oh! they dressed alike!
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what is up with their hair
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80s
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finally
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the fur coat
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i still think the fur coats a loaner
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You are probably right
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alexis… dumb as a box of rocks
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and she is in an abusive marriage
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i think so… agreed
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but god says its ok
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shes like following the bible… BLAH
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oh whatever
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Jim is an abusive ASS
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but god says its ok!
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LOL! Well as long as God says so…
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But I don’t remember where in the bible it says it is ok to disrespect your wife
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tamara had a little bit of an evil eye right there
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LOL!
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Jim read it was… so it must be
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alexis still talking
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go heather!
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I know
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your husbands an ass alexis
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exactly
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no alexis thats what jim tells you!
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see she lives by Jim’s word not God’s
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true dat
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where did they get that table??
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johny appleseed?
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LOL!
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Pretentious and stuffy mean the same thing!
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i really think heathers the smart neutral party in all of this
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I agree
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Wow!
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Grow up Alexis
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i think alexis has to convince herself rather than other people
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I think you are right
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im not at a commercial yet
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did you see Tamra roll her eyes?
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yes
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i like her look there
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she looks better without big hair
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yes!
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younger
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that was an awesome proposal
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i wanna find a clam like that in bora bora
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it was
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best ever
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LOL! me too
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he’s a sweet guy
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that was sweet of eddie
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tmi with the mouth talk tamara lol!
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At least she admits it
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i dont need to know everything shes done with that mouth!
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LOL! True!
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i think they were almost gonna cry…
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I agree
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both of them should wear their hair down! what are they doing with that big poofy stuff!
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Who knows. Big hair does not a beauty queen make
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vicki you are SO jealous
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true dat
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She is and it’s sad
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It’s going to be devastating when she realizes what a loser Brooks is
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im gonna feel very bad for her then
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i wonder if she saw the 20/20 interview
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I am sure she has
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Too bad the reunion took place before the interview
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oh yeah … i didnt think of that
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NO vicki but you caused problems with simon
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OH hippocrite drinking game!
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LOL!
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Take a drink!
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no… you wouldnt be friends because of brooks
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He is isolating her from everyone
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as any good ass wife does
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I so wish she would open her eyes
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i gotta go grab a ciggarete
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no never mind
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heathers the voice of reason again…
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she really is
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it’s too bad Vicki can’t hear that
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they need to keep her around
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OH here comes barfy brooks!
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they do
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I guess not.
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BARF!
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hes got more lines than a college ruled notebook pad
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he does
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Ryan over here retching
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WAKE UP VICKI
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yeah why shouldnt she owe him spousal support
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does he have his own income?
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he retired and then stayed home to take care of the kids while she did her insurance thing
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oh ok, then yes, she does owe him support
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yes he is telling you what you wanna hear!
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it would be nice if he meant it and not just said it
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exactly
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Drinking!
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Poor Andy
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I bet that was really scary
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I didnt see it… not there yet
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a bird!
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THAT was awesome!
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it was!
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let me know when you are there
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arranging ethans breakfast gimme two mins
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Phony is the new drinking word!
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drinking game number 3!
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LOL!
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because you’re phony! thats why he thinks your phony!
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She doesn’t see it
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They are all SO BLIND
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except for Heather
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because her husband wont let her
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i think so too
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that tell you how pretty you are…
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well isn’t that waht’s most important?
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To be rich AND pretty?
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AND have LOTS of stuff
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and boobs… boobs are very important
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Of course!
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classic childish move
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point out what someone else is doing bad
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deflecting…
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Get over yourself, Alexis
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that was a bad choice of words… gang bang
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uh yeah!
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best line ever… jesus jugs
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You are psychotic Jesus Jugs!
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i kinda want a private jet…
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soon!
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I am sure that Jay will give us one when we go on the Tonight Show
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i was just thinking the same thing… COME ON JAY
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Awesome!
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annnnddd until next tuesday!
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What do YOU think is in store for us on The Real Housewives Of Orange County part 2 of the reunion???
Predictions?
Drink!
I missed part of it but can’t wait for the finale on Monday!!!
that show is bonkers! LOL
I missed the reunion show! That is absolutely the best part of the season. Luckily Bravo will show it over and over until I see and can memorize it.
Can honestly say this is one of the reasons I don’t miss cable at all… never got into reality tv but glad you had a good time watching the reunion show.