The Family That Lies Together….

The Family That Lies Together….   Stays Together! Apparently. At least in my family. Because they ALL fucking lied to me! But… for a good cause. (don’t tell Grandpa, but no blow jobs for him until I’m drunk next week for the next month) Although, I have a family that lies! So, I left off […]

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit   So… here we I go. The 1 week (that’s 6 sleeps and a wake up for the shorty’s) countdown to THE BIG 38! (again… for the 4th time) I’m getting so plastered I won’t know the difference anyways. Humor me, OK? Have I mentioned it sucks big […]