The Road Less Traveled

First, Happy Mother’s Day!! Normally, I’m not a greeting card sponsored holiday type of girl, ya know? But Mother’s Day??!! Yeah, I fucking EARNED this one to be celebrated. Throw roses (yellow ones) at me… shower me with shiny objects (diamonds)… swammy at my feet and then feed me grapes while fanning me with big […]

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit   So… here we I go. The 1 week (that’s 6 sleeps and a wake up for the shorty’s) countdown to THE BIG 38! (again… for the 4th time) I’m getting so plastered I won’t know the difference anyways. Humor me, OK? Have I mentioned it sucks big […]