Getting Old Sucks, But Not Enough To Be On People of Walmart

 Getting Old Sucks, But Not Enough To Be On People of Walmart Getting old sucks and I just can’t keep up! After the craziness that was Thanksgiving followed by Black Friday followed by today, which is not only Monday but Cyber Monday too boot… I’m tired! And, I still have so much to do I’m […]

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit

The Countdown, The Rat and Other Shit   So… here we I go. The 1 week (that’s 6 sleeps and a wake up for the shorty’s) countdown to THE BIG 38! (again… for the 4th time) I’m getting so plastered I won’t know the difference anyways. Humor me, OK? Have I mentioned it sucks big […]

Getting Old And Lying

Getting Old And Lying   Granmda… where the fuckety fuck have you been?? Well, answering that requires me to admit to being getting old AND and big fat liar to boot! So… Hi, my name is Grandma Juice and I’m getting old and lying. FUCK!!!! I hate admitting that shit! (the age, not really so […]