This Week’s Best Shit Found On The Web – The Internet Made Me Laugh

This Week’s Best Shit Found On The Web – The Internet Made Me Laugh Look, I had to do it. Share funny shit I found on the web I mean. Because, Ugh… everything around here has been so serious lately. Ethan’s had the flu, puking and fever-ish. All the family has left after the holiday […]

I Need A Cheap Lawyer And, I Got A Lhasa Apso Dog Totally Related

I Need A Cheap Lawyer And, I Got A Lhasa Apso Dog. Totally Related. I need a cheap lawyer. I’m probably getting divorced. By morning, when Grandpa comes home from his 72 hour shift saving lives at the fire department, he’s either going to kill me or divorce me. I’ll know for sure then. But […]

Three Truths And A Lie – But More Like A Lot Of Stuff I Wish Were Lies

Three Truths And A Lie … But More Like A Lot Of Stuff I Wish Were Lies    Well, since it’s Sunday and my theme all weekend has been to be lazy and not do any work, I figured why blow it and start now, right? We sent Ethan over to his mom’s for the […]

Twitter Party Or Twatter Party? Perimenopause Or Raging Bitch?

Twitter Party Or Twatter Party? Perimenopause Or Raging Bitch? So last week, I participated in a Twitter party because my friend Melissa over at The Kids Are Grown Now What was a host. It was for Poise. You know, the pad for that ‘other’ leaky problem. I think because September is Menopause Awareness Month or some noise. […]

I’m a Joker I’m a Smoker I’m a Midnight Toker No, I’m A Blogger!

  ‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun….. I realize that I’ve done this without your consent, and for that my dear readers, I apologize. But for the past few weeks, I’ve been conducting an experiment of sorts. On you? Yes. But also FOR […]

Grandma Juice Travels: Trip To San Diego And, We’re Off….

Grandma Juice Travels: Trip To San Diego And, We’re Off…. Yep my juicy readers, today is the day! Our trip to San Diego begins! “I’m ‘a leaving… on a jet plane…” Kidding. We’re driving. For 6 hours. Which will most likely turn into 12 with the traffic leaving Las Vegas heading towards our trip to San Diego. […]

Blogging Politics Fact Or Fiction? Are You Feeling The Pressure?

  Blogging Politics Fact Or Fiction? Are You Feeling The Pressure?     Blogging Politics: Fact Or Fiction? (Warning, probably gonna be a long one go grab your drink of choice, I’ll wait…. ) With BlogHer ’12 kicking off, there has been a ginormous amount of tips, tricks, lessons, plans, parties, SWAG (I want swag damn it!) […]

My Family Is Driving Me Crazy, Still. Sunday Edition

My Family is driving me crazy, still. Sunday Edition   This really has been the week from hell. Karma is paying me back, like the bitch she is for all the crap I put my mother through is my guess. I’ve been pissing and moaning telling you all the last couple of weeks how my daughter Jessica, […]

My Family Is Driving Me Crazy. So Today, You Get This. Enjoy!

 My Family Is Driving Me Crazy. So Today, You Get This. Enjoy!   Did I tell you yet that my family is driving me crazy? No? Let me do that now. So, I’m into week three of the big visit from my daughter, soon to be ex son-in law and all three grand kids. No, […]

Cliques: I Just Wasn’t That Girl. The One Who Tried Fitting In

Cliques: I Just Wasn’t That Girl. The One Who Tried Fitting In. When they made me, they broke the mold. Like, for real. My mom tells me that all the time, I broke her down, wore her out and jumped on her last nerve. Go me! In high school, back in the 80’s when things […]

Back In The Snarky Groove: Not Your Typical Mommy Blog

Back In The Snarky Groove: Not Your Typical Mommy Blog I started throwing words out on the interwebs for all to read in 2001. You know, when a gallon of gas was $1.50 and Silly Billy was president. Also that year, Wikipedia first burst on line, Apple released the first iPod and those asshat terrorists […]

In A Funk So Naturally I’m Going To Steal Crap ENJOY!

In A Funk So, Naturally I’m Going To Steal Crap Seriously, how the hell do some bloggers always have such happy, cheery shit to post?  Not only do you make me feel like a really (really) bad mom/grandma, but a lazy one as that! You know Ethan is always here, but last week my daughter […]