What Happens To Grandma Juice on Spring Break… ***Originally Posted On 4/11*** SHeeeeaaa!! It’s Spring break suckers! In my ever extended quest for fancy papers to hang on my wall, higher learning and the ability to out psychobabble the best of them (and believe you me, I can psychobabble like no one’s fucking business!) I […]
My Not So Funny Kidney Stones Story, Naturally I’m Going To Blog That
February 18, 2013 by ·
(photo courtesy tentblogger.com) My Not So Funny Kidney Stones Story, Naturally I’m Going To Blog That I’m saying it. Kidney Stones suck ass. There. And, to spare you the really messed up details, I’ll send you over to read up on Kidney Stones facts here. No reason to mess up a great pity party story […]
This Week’s Best Shit Found On The Web – The Internet Made Me Laugh
January 18, 2013 by ·
This Week’s Best Shit Found On The Web – The Internet Made Me Laugh Look, I had to do it. Share funny shit I found on the web I mean. Because, Ugh… everything around here has been so serious lately. Ethan’s had the flu, puking and fever-ish. All the family has left after the holiday […]
Three Truths And A Lie – But More Like A Lot Of Stuff I Wish Were Lies
September 30, 2012 by ·
Three Truths And A Lie … But More Like A Lot Of Stuff I Wish Were Lies Well, since it’s Sunday and my theme all weekend has been to be lazy and not do any work, I figured why blow it and start now, right? We sent Ethan over to his mom’s for the […]
I’m a Joker I’m a Smoker I’m a Midnight Toker No, I’m A Blogger!
September 8, 2012 by ·
‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun….. I realize that I’ve done this without your consent, and for that my dear readers, I apologize. But for the past few weeks, I’ve been conducting an experiment of sorts. On you? Yes. But also FOR […]
Full Blown “Attention Whore” Mode Is My New Jam So… Jam Accordingly
May 17, 2012 by ·
Full Blown “Attention Whore” mode is my new jam. So… jam accordingly. Rock it if ya got it! I read in an article recently that an attention whore can be a pain in the behind. (Well, they said a naughty word, I changed it to ‘behind’ to keep this family friendly) This person, man or […]
Tips From Grandma Juice What Not To Do With Kids This Summer
May 9, 2012 by ·
Tips From Grandma Juice What Not To Do With Kids This Summer After surviving over 20 years worth of summer vacation, first with my own kids and now with Ethan (#1 Grandson), I think I can safely say I’m an expert of ‘What To Do With The Kids On Summer Vacation’. Ok, let’s rephrase that. There’s […]
Paul The Male Matchmaker New Hulu Webisode UPDATE!!
February 28, 2012 by ·
Paul The Male Matchmaker "“ New HULU Webisode **Update** Remember last week when I introduced you all to the great, new and super funny HULU webisode called Paul The Male Matchmaker? Click HERE and if you’re a new reader or just reread, because it’s THAT funny! I just finished watching all the webisodes and there were […]
Paul The Male Matchmaker New Hulu Webisode
February 15, 2012 by ·
Paul The Male Matchmaker – New HULU Webisode You’ve heard of webisodes, right? Well, for those that haven’t here’s a simple explanation.. A webisode is a short ‘episode’ of a show but rather then airing on TV, it airs on the web. Usually about 5-15 minutes long. Following? Good. Because I have the sweetest hidden treasure […]
How To: Pretend You’re Cleaning & Make It Look Good
February 2, 2012 by ·
My How To Guide Pretend You’re Cleaning And Make It Look Good If you’re anything like me, you’d rather work on evening out the grooves in your couch while watching bad Reality TV than do housework. What? It’s good exercise for your butt, right? Grandpa Juice and I usually distribute housework very evenly. <I’m really trying to say this […]
Laughter is The Closest Distance Between Two People
January 29, 2012 by ·
Laughter is The Closest Distance Between Two People – Let’s Find The Funny Laugh & some Batshit Crazy As Well! So come closer my Juicer friends…. I forgot who said that quote. But it’s true, right? Doesn’t a good funny laugh with someone make you feel just a bit better, closer and give you […]
