K5 Online Reading and Math Program

  K5 Learning has an online reading and math program for kindergarten to grade 5 students. I’ve been given a 6 week free trial to test and write a review of their program. If you are a blogger, you may want to check out their open invitation to write an online learning review of their […]

Sesame Street Fire Safety Book FREE!

    Since Grandpa Juice is 1 of those smexy fire fighter / paramedic guys, it seems only fitting that I let you know about this sweet deal for the kiddies in your house. (Grandpa actually goes to the local schools but this is about as close to that as I can get for you) […]

The Road Less Traveled

First, Happy Mother’s Day!! Normally, I’m not a greeting card sponsored holiday type of girl, ya know? But Mother’s Day??!! Yeah, I fucking EARNED this one to be celebrated. Throw roses (yellow ones) at me… shower me with shiny objects (diamonds)… swammy at my feet and then feed me grapes while fanning me with big […]

Who The Fuck Are You?

Who The Fuck Are You? Who are you and where did you come from? Ok… Since I’ve gotten 23,547,691,205 questions asking who I REALLY am, I’ve decided I should start pimping myself out responding to my masses. WHAT!? Yes, I have masses, what of it? So, I’ve thought “Hey, Grandma Juice, how do you tell […]

A 4 Year Old & A Dog Walk Into A Bathroom…

A 4 Year Old & A Dog Walk Into A Bathroom… It occurred to me the other day that I have now been wiping someone else’s ass for roughly 25 years! How much time do you think I spend in a bathroom over the course of a year? I have LITERALLY been wiping another person’s […]