First, Happy Mother’s Day!! Normally, I’m not a greeting card sponsored holiday type of girl, ya know? But Mother’s Day??!! Yeah, I fucking EARNED this one to be celebrated. Throw roses (yellow ones) at me… shower me with shiny objects (diamonds)… swammy at my feet and then feed me grapes while fanning me with big […]
Who The Fuck Are You?
April 16, 2011 by ·
Who The Fuck Are You? Who are you and where did you come from? Ok… Since I’ve gotten 23,547,691,205 questions asking who I REALLY am, I’ve decided I should start pimping myself out responding to my masses. WHAT!? Yes, I have masses, what of it? So, I’ve thought “Hey, Grandma Juice, how do you tell […]
V Day, Vegas and Psychology… Oh My!
February 14, 2011 by ·
V Day, Vegas and Psychology… Oh My! YES! Today is the Hallmark and Godiva inspired holiday we all love to hate! But… in my Google quest to find you the most bestest, sweetest, smushy, gushy, photo to express the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting, when all I can think about is Vegas, all I really […]
