Stop Telling Me What To Wear To A Blog Conference! If I have to read another ‘What To Wear To A Blog Conference‘ post, I may just lose my shit. I don’t need you to tell me. Know why? I’m not going to a blog conference this year. Neither are 1000’s of other very awesome […]
Random Shit – Because I Can’t Really Think of a Catchy Title
June 29, 2013 by ·
* Disclaimer – All the random shit in this post may be ranty, whiny, bitchy, rambling… who knows. Let’s see what craptastic random shit comes out of my head. Like a gumball machine without the pretty colors and wad stuck to your teeth!* Random Shit – Because I Can’t Really Think of a Catchy Title […]
Homeless People of Las Vegas… Here’s Your Hush Money God Bless
May 21, 2013 by ·
(Image courtesy of parenting.failblog.org) Homeless People of Las Vegas… Here’s Your Hush Money God Bless So, before you start the hate mail… No. I’m not poking at homeless people. Being homeless really sucks. At one point, I slept in my car for a week with 3 small kids. I’m talking about truly Homeless People. Today, […]
Craft – Bake – Rant – Now That’s How We Party! Link Yours Up!
January 30, 2013 by ·
Craft – Bake – Rant – Now That’s How We Party! Link Yours Up! Craft, Bake, Rant? Yep! That’s how we party yo! Welcome to the very first Craft – Bake – Rant – Linky Party! I know you’ve got a post (or 12) that’ll fit perfectly! I know ya want to! ‘Cuz, that’s how we […]
Getting Old Sucks, But Not Enough To Be On People of Walmart
November 26, 2012 by ·
Getting Old Sucks, But Not Enough To Be On People of Walmart Getting old sucks and I just can’t keep up! After the craziness that was Thanksgiving followed by Black Friday followed by today, which is not only Monday but Cyber Monday too boot… I’m tired! And, I still have so much to do I’m […]
My Family Is Driving Me Crazy, Still. Sunday Edition
July 29, 2012 by ·
My Family is driving me crazy, still. Sunday Edition This really has been the week from hell. Karma is paying me back, like the bitch she is for all the crap I put my mother through is my guess. I’ve been pissing and moaning telling you all the last couple of weeks how my daughter Jessica, […]
My Family Is Driving Me Crazy. So Today, You Get This. Enjoy!
July 20, 2012 by ·
My Family Is Driving Me Crazy. So Today, You Get This. Enjoy! Did I tell you yet that my family is driving me crazy? No? Let me do that now. So, I’m into week three of the big visit from my daughter, soon to be ex son-in law and all three grand kids. No, […]
In A Funk So Naturally I’m Going To Steal Crap ENJOY!
July 5, 2012 by ·
In A Funk So, Naturally I’m Going To Steal Crap Seriously, how the hell do some bloggers always have such happy, cheery shit to post? Not only do you make me feel like a really (really) bad mom/grandma, but a lazy one as that! You know Ethan is always here, but last week my daughter […]
5 Habits Of Highly Unsuccessful Bloggers: Grandma Juice Tips
June 17, 2012 by ·
5 Habits Of Highly Unsuccessful Bloggers The Exact Opposite Of How To Win Friends And Influence People Online. Just because you have something to say, doesn’t necessarily mean you should, right? My mother was forever telling me to find my ‘mouth filter’. I don’t think I necessarily have. Let’s face it. Being obnoxious online is […]
Are You Mom Enough Or Honest Enough Breastfeeding Mom On Time Magazine
May 30, 2012 by ·
Are You Mom Enough Or Honest Enough Breastfeeding Mom On Time Magazine I should have probably titled this ‘Attack Of The Attachment Parenting Mom Bloggers’ because if they ever read my dribble, they are likely to jump me in a dark alley. And heck yeah, I waited a good two (3?) weeks to say this. […]
Grandma Juice And Google We’re Going To Break Up
May 18, 2012 by ·
Grandma Juice And Google We’re Going To Break Up Grandma Juice And Google We’re Going To Break Up As much as someone like me uses technology, I’m really incompetent at it. Shocking, I know. But totally true. Grandpa does most of the things required to keep it all running other then pushing the publish/send/on/off buttons. […]
